Mental Status at 101F

It’s only 3.43am and I am awake and I am desperately waiting for my dwelling mates, Actually, I have been awake since 3am, with this fever bugging me. I am 101F now; I guess the thermometer will not deny to say so. Not quite sure if it's high enough to be consider as a fever. But for sure I feel the pain. My head is so painful now; tummy is being rebellious and feel like my bones are cracked. I tried to go back to sleep after taking the medicine but cannot fall asleep. Lying on bed somehow hurts my head even more. Sitting and doing nothing also hurt my head. So I decided just to write. Hopefully while I am writing now, the medicine will start reacting and brings my body temperature down. I do not have time to be ill now. As i am here to make some riyals and it’s my first priorities...

Feel like calling home now. But I know I shouldn't. Don't wanna make them worry. Yesterday I already felt the symptom. My body was kinda warm, though I didn't check how warm I was (wonder if "warm" is really the term. oh wtvs!), and I felt like vomiting. My friends are away and i am here with empty heart in a empty flat., then I start thinking about how if human reproductive system was like flower's. They 'have sex' by animal or wind seed dispersal. Oh, that wont be nice I guess. Every time it is windy outside, I'll just be sitting at home, wrapping myself with impermeable cloths to make sure no sperm will got dispersed by the wind to the surrounding females. Or, I'll be carrying a bug killer (not so sure what it is..lol) to kill bugs that are flying around me! Coz otherwise they'd get pregnant!! LOL. And I thank God I am not a flower, neither human's reproductive system is like flower's.

Another question in my mind which is if there are two closed toilets – one for gents and the other for ladies. But on the doors, nothing is written except two equations – one for gents and the other for ladies. But on the doors, nothing is written except two equations – door no 1 has the linear equation f(x) = mx + c; door no 2 has the quadratic equation f(x) = ax² + bx + c. Which toilet will i enter?* After a lots of involvement with all my physics and mathematics logical senses: I guess the answer will be *when a man urinates, it follows the quadratic equation. On the contrary, for women, it follows a linear equation. So I must select toilet no 2.i wonder what will happen if this system implemented on every public toilets.....